The Colony of Haejinara is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 151 million Haejin enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse Haejin economy, worth 13.6 trillion Tonghwas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 90,331 Tonghwas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,139 per year while the poor average 15,111, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Haejin language, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Haejinara's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haejinara is ranked 263,340^th in the world and 23^rd in Markion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.