The Kingdom of Gyaradosia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Dracon with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.328 billion Gyaradosians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altaragon city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The strong Gyaradosian economy, worth 98.9 trillion Gyarals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,481 Gyarals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,557 per year while the poor average 17,539, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, smart fridges sing the praises of Christianity for fear of being iced, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Gyaradosian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyaradosia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gyaradosia is ranked 289,207^th in the world and 6^th in The Empire of Altaragon for Largest Black Market, with 42.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.