Population | 9.317 billion |
Capital | T'laatuu |
Leader | Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung |
Faith | Sdáansaangaa |
Currency | Yáahl |
Animal | raven |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Guuj Xaat Kil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.317 billion Haidas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'laatuu. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Guuj Xaat Kilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Yáahls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,264 Yáahls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A third of Haidas are e-certified CEOs, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guuj Xaat Kil's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sdáansaangaa.
Guuj Xaat Kil is ranked 34,253rd in the world and 5th in Federation of Allies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil relocated from Balder to Federation of Allies.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil was refounded in Balder.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil ceased to exist in Federation of Allies.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".