Population | 18.087 billion |
Capital | Iros |
Leader | Ronan W O'clane |
Currency | dral |
Animal | lion |
The Federated provinces of Greater vakolicci haven is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronan W O'clane with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.087 billion Vakolicci live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Vakolicci economy, worth a remarkable 4,518 trillion drals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 249,805 drals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 721,380 per year while the poor average 68,630, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.
4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Vakolicci politicians, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Greater vakolicci haven's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Greater vakolicci haven is ranked 7,554th in the world and 179th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 135 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater vakolicci haven's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Greater vakolicci haven applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Greater vakolicci haven's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Greater vakolicci haven's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Greater vakolicci haven relocated from Osiris to The Rejected Realms.
- : Greater vakolicci haven was refounded in Osiris.
- : Greater vakolicci haven ceased to exist in The Rejected Realms.
- : Greater vakolicci haven's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Greater vakolicci haven's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Greater vakolicci haven relocated from Osiris to The Rejected Realms.