The Empire of Greater Bohimia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 149 million Greater Bohimians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Greater Bohimian economy, worth 5.55 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,252 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Bohimia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Bohimia is ranked 55,382^nd in the world and 17^th in Der Leibwache for Safest, scoring 101.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.