The True Astellarian Patriot of Greatdux is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Verzoek Tillinic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.977 billion Voghuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleurpedak. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voghulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,496 trillion márkas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,428 márkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, well-groomed vagrants are seen holding cardboard signs reading "please help -- 45 million márkas in debt", it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and frequent flyers are chiseled into statues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greatdux's national animal is the roka, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nicene Christianity.

Greatdux is ranked 6,110^th in the world and 3^rd in Astellaria for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 40,554.08 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.