The Cosmic Moff Kitty Realm 🌺 of Grand Franistan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by God Empress Zeena with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.556 billion Franistani are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Verdé. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Franistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,389 Galactic Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,272,872 per year while the poor average 3,332, a ratio of 682 to 1.

Rural Franistani stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and God Empress Zeena consults the market before choosing breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grand Franistan's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Franistan is ranked 198,504^th in the world and 73^rd in Aeternas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 407.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.