The Druidic Order of Goldenrod Wilds is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Solella Cabamelo-Cielibre with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.068 billion Dorades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mar Dorado. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Doradeñe economy, worth 78.9 trillion Orés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 25,701 Orés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldenrod Wilds's national animal is the Chalapán Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doradeño Druidry.

Goldenrod Wilds is ranked 315,151^st in the world and 1,558^th in the Outback for Highest Average Incomes, with 25,701.5 Standard Monetary Units.