The Golden Warrior State of Golden State Warriorz is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Matt Mahomes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.126 billion Golden Staters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sydney. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Statian economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion bucks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,452 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown. Golden State Warriorz's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golden State Warriorz is ranked 34,672^nd in the world and 2^nd in Greater Beefalo Bill for Safest, scoring 107.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.