The Federal Republic of Gin Tonic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Michele with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.775 billion Gin Tonicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremona. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gin Tonician economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion Gin-Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,605 Gin-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gin Tonic's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gintonism.

Gin Tonic is ranked 17,736^th in the world and 16^th in Chicken overlords for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,619.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.