The System of Gibbzarj is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nkola-Glarja with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.774 billion Gibbzarjars are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zinkbbarj. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gibbzarjian economy, worth 844 trillion Binkzars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,757 Binkzars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, side effects of working for Nkola-Glarja may include dis-orientation, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gibbzarj's national animal is the Zulaja, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Overseer Worship.

Gibbzarj is ranked 153,472^nd in the world and 1^st in Gibbzarj for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 431.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.