The Kingdom of GGR Civilization is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gabriel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.926 billion GGRans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tesseract. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The all-consuming GGR Civilizationian economy, worth 358 trillion GGR Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 91,213 GGR Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,952 per year while the poor average 15,731, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GGR Civilization's national animal is the Alicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GGR Civilization is ranked 291,011^th in the world and 10,923^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 22.72 law-abiding acts per hour.