The Royal Federation of Geisenfried is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexander IV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 46.656 billion Geisens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königseifert. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Geisen economy, worth a remarkable 5,964 trillion geldenmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,829 geldenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime is totally unknown. Geisenfried's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Geisenfried is ranked 123,829^th in the world and 13^th in Arrosia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,401.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.