The United Nations Space Command of Geidi Centauri Prime is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Jeanine Matthews with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 44.703 billion Centauris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caprica City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Geidi Centauri Primean economy, worth an astonishing 37,595 trillion Gold Bit Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 841,010 Gold Bit Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown. Geidi Centauri Prime's national animal is the Stardust Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Geidi Centauri Prime is ranked 1,231^st in the world and 1^st in United Earth Government for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 17,206.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.