The Rogue Nation of Gavinkuo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Newman with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 34.178 billion Gavinkuoans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VanDeLay. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gavinkuoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,866 trillion Puffy Shirts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,891 Puffy Shirts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, military spending is on the increase, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gavinkuo's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gavinkuo is ranked 171,921^st in the world and 2^nd in United Nations of Epics for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 499.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.