The Federation of G-Bass is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18 million GrandER Baslandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 60.6%.

The G-Bassian economy, worth 703 billion Cooler Bagel Bucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,103 Cooler Bagel Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. G-Bass's national animal is the The Cooler Basilian Cat.

G-Bass is ranked 57,211^th in the world and 62^nd in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,416.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.