The Republic of Frostarial is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hunter J Prydewell with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.064 billion Frostarialians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prydendale. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frostarialian economy, worth 381 trillion Protas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 124,362 Protas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity, anti-government web sites are springing up, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frostarial's national animal is the Arctic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Frostarial is ranked 36,305^th in the world and 2,323^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.34 law-abiding acts per hour.