The Federal Commonwealth of Freedomstaki is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Bradshaw Layfield with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 33.922 billion Freedomstakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedomstakian economy, worth a remarkable 4,076 trillion Damons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,178 Damons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, Freedomstakians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedomstaki's national animal is the Seahawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Freedomstaki is ranked 324,701^st in the world and 15^th in Mediterranean for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.