The Commonwealth of Freed Animals is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by their president with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.566 billion Freed Animals love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deadwood. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The very strong Free Animalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,354 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 72,982 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime is totally unknown. Freed Animals's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freed Animals is ranked 50,846^th in the world and 4^th in Reality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.93 law-abiding acts per hour.