The Senate and People of Free Tuks is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Flavius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.604 billion Tuks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corintina. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tukisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,943 trillion Ruons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,401 Ruons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign invaders are putting Tukisian lab rats out of a job, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Tuks's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Tuks is ranked 70,319^th in the world and 11^th in The Charter for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,452.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.