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Most Valuable International Artwork: 114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,075thNicest Citizens: 1,108th
The Tropical Refreshments of
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Free Las Pinas

Population4.942 billion

CapitalXansen

CurrencyIntergalactic Standard Unit
AnimalBlue-striped Tiger

The Tropical Refreshments of Free Las Pinas is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.942 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 868 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,678 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Pinji officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 3,813th in the world and 65th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 193 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,075thNicest Citizens: 1,108thMost Pacifist: 1,157thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,356thMost Inclusive: 1,483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,756thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,807thHighest Food Quality: 2,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,190thBest Weather: 2,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,670thSafest: 2,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,019thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,529thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,715thMost Cultured: 3,813thLargest Governments: 4,245thMost Efficient Economies: 4,291stMost Developed: 4,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,638thHealthiest Citizens: 4,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,195thSmartest Citizens: 5,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,078thLowest Crime Rates: 6,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,858thMost Secular: 13,150thMost Income Equality: 14,161stHighest Average Incomes: 14,463rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28,419th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 35th in the regionMost Politically Free: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionMost Extreme: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Free Las Pinas's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Free Las Pinas's influence in 10000 Islands fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Free Las Pinas's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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