The Colony of Foxsylvania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Duffy Datura with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.446 billion Foxsylvanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Foxsylvanian economy, worth 534 trillion copper coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,251 copper coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,689 per year while the poor average 20,075, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and it is rumoured that Duffy Datura uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Foxsylvania's national animal is the rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Foxsylvania is ranked 72,533^rd in the world and 5^th in Foxtopia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 231.23 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.