The Syndicalist Republic of FNU is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Minister Milo Iwerks with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.085 billion Swiss have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Swiss economy, worth 733 trillion swiss francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,711 swiss francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Minister Milo Iwerks to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Swiss pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNU's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

FNU is ranked 26,294^th in the world and 5^th in New World Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 87.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.