The Borderlands of Floofith is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Yamamura Okugishi with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 2.603 billion Floofithians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harka. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Floofithian economy, worth 263 trillion Lemoniuses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,282 Lemoniuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the justice of Floofith is considered superior to that of other nations, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofith's national animal is the Southern Ground hornbill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floofith is ranked 318,470^th in the world and 5^th in The Greater Holy Roman Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.3 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.