The Kingdom of Fleuvert is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.328 billion Fleuvertians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Fleuvertian economy, worth 330 trillion Heku-Ptahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,097 Heku-Ptahs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,496 per year while the poor average 8,032, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

A major religion has been named as Fleuvert's national religion, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and Air Fleuvert is rumored to receive more government funding than the Fleuvertian Air Force. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fleuvert's national animal is the scarabee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fleuvert is ranked 250,477^th in the world and 319^th in Drew is life Drew is love for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.78 law-abiding acts per hour.