The Fluffy li'l kitty of Flameport 15 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gyelbu Turner with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.231 billion Flameporters enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flameport. The average income tax rate is 58.6%.

The very strong Flameporte economy, worth 256 trillion fire crystals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,688 fire crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

"Gyelbu Turner got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Flameport 15 Blood Tithe, a town hall is called each time a kid asks how far away the sun is, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Flameport 15's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unism.

Flameport 15 is ranked 273,252^nd in the world and 10^th in Furry Antifascist Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.