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Nudest: 50thHighest Drug Use: 451stHighest Crime Rates: 481st
The Lily Livery of
Left-wing Utopia
Visibly queer, divisibly queer, invisibly queer.
Influence
Hegemony
CEO of Fail Males
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Fjolmidlum

Population11.373 billion

CapitalKallisti
FaithErisianism

CurrencyKrone
AnimalPredator Drone

The Lily Livery of Fjolmidlum is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic, cheerful population of 11.373 billion Fjols are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallisti. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fjolish economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,483 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Middle management darts to the playground after board meetings, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, the government is full of big cheese, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fjolmidlum's national animal is the Predator Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erisianism.

Fjolmidlum is ranked 85,088th in the world and 2nd in The International Union of Boygirls for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 112.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Nudest: 50thHighest Drug Use: 451stHighest Crime Rates: 481stMost Armed: 803rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,804thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,815thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,987thRudest Citizens: 2,964thMost Avoided: 3,058thLargest Retail Industry: 3,094thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,233rdMost Inclusive: 3,316thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,843rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,480thMost Accessible: 7,277thHighest Food Quality: 7,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,837thLargest Black Market: 8,959thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,322ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,051stBest Weather: 12,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,294thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,389thMost Secular: 16,774thMost Cultured: 17,801stHighest Economic Output: 19,956thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,052ndMost Influential: 24,409thHighest Average Incomes: 25,647thMost Politically Free: 27,985th

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