The Kingdom of Felasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Galen with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.586 billion Felasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lerna. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,603 trillion Equiliants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,927 Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Felasian beaches, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Felasians like vultures, and public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felasia's national animal is the Razgriz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Poesianity.

Felasia is ranked 55,475^th in the world and 46^th in Equilism for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.75 percentage of bribes refused.