The Republic of Iberia of Eyanfaonie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Carlos Ferreira with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.773 billion Iberians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eyanfaoniean economy, worth 342 trillion Cartes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,791 Cartes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ban on cars has been repealed, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, and Carlos Ferreira is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyanfaonie's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

Eyanfaonie is ranked 300,955^th in the world and 51^st in THE W0RLD for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,430.02 Standard Monetary Units.