The Republic of Extrememeasures is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Jeremy Extreme with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.878 billion Extrememeasuresians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Extremetopia. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The powerhouse Extrememeasuresian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion barges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,215 barges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, at least 4 unique companies in Extrememeasures claim to sell Eckie-Cola, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Extrememeasures's national animal is the bobcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is xtremism.

Extrememeasures is ranked 84,926^th in the world and 3,592^nd in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 206.95 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.