The Taevakesmik of Evokice is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Antaine IX with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.049 billion Evokee are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incafel. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evoke economy, worth a remarkable 4,241 trillion Sterling Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 211,532 Sterling Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evokice's national animal is the Evokerook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taevakus.

Evokice is ranked 272,021^st in the world and 7^th in The Community for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.