The Taevakesmik of Evokice is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Antaine IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.074 billion Evokee are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incafel. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evoke economy, worth a remarkable 4,246 trillion Sterling Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 211,532 Sterling Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evokice's national animal is the Evokerook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taevakus.

Evokice is ranked 1,046^th in the world and 2^nd in The Community for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.83 years.