The Matriarchy of Esvorpita is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.105 billion Esvorpitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The Esvorpitan economy, worth 870 trillion Esvorpitan Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,314 Esvorpitan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvorpita's national animal is the Sheamoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esvorpita is ranked 77,369^th in the world and 52^nd in Emirates of Futurnia for Safest, scoring 92.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.