The Ultravisionary Sultanate of Essic is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ahmed Istvan Horthy with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.164 billion Essicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State of Kirvota. The average income tax rate is 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Essican economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Social Drips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,584 Social Drips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dictionary is a common first book for children, Essican military drills look more like joint-Southwestern Quarter exercises than anything else, nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, and fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Essic's national animal is the Mayushii☆'s Metal Upa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Essic is ranked 60,621^st in the world and 1^st in Southwestern Quarter for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.