The Demokrátik Repúblek of Eskaai is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prezjet Ljuzy Masj with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.023 billion Eskaaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prujat. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eskaaian economy, worth a remarkable 3,297 trillion zjuts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,728 zjuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskaai's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eskaai is ranked 1,369^th in the world and 13^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.31 law-abiding acts per hour.