Population | 24.799 billion |
Capital | Tinytown |
Leader | Danny Rand |
Faith | Baseball |
Currency | Shiny Bling |
Animal | Jackalope Fox |
The Small Kibbutz of Enormous Gentiles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Danny Rand with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.799 billion Enormous Gentilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinytown. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Enormous Gentilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,281 trillion Shiny Blings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,319 Shiny Blings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enormous Gentiles's national animal is the Jackalope Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Baseball.
Enormous Gentiles is ranked 23,947th in the world and 260th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,483.43681448872 days.
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- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, politicians look weirdly alike.
- : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.