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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,094thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,994th
The Small Kibbutz of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My Pen is Huge
Danny Rand
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Enormous Gentiles

Population24.799 billion

CapitalTinytown
LeaderDanny Rand
FaithBaseball

CurrencyShiny Bling
AnimalJackalope Fox

The Small Kibbutz of Enormous Gentiles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Danny Rand with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.799 billion Enormous Gentilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinytown. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enormous Gentilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,281 trillion Shiny Blings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,319 Shiny Blings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enormous Gentiles's national animal is the Jackalope Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Baseball.

Enormous Gentiles is ranked 23,947th in the world and 260th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,483.43681448872 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,094thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,994thLargest Black Market: 4,497thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,127thHighest Economic Output: 6,414thFattest Citizens: 6,969thLargest Populations: 8,332ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,766thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,129thMost Secular: 12,523rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,283rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,486thTop
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Most Influential: 18,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,925thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,891stMost Stationary: 23,962ndMost Subsidized Industry: 29,629th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 205th in the regionMost Stationary: 260th in the regionLargest Populations: 286th in the regionMost Influential: 299th in the regionLargest Black Market: 313th in the regionFattest Citizens: 345th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 492nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 626th in the regionMost Secular: 700th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 739th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 743rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 779th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 859th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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