The Most Serene Republic of Emrenya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President of Republic Ahmet Necdet Sezer with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.926 billion Emrenyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Styrdon. The average income tax rate is 40.4%.

The all-consuming Emrenyan economy, worth 493 trillion Tomen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,799 Tomen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Reddish-brown is the new black, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President of Republic Ahmet Necdet Sezer to meetings with foreign heads of state, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emrenya's national animal is the Emrenian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zafarism.

Emrenya is ranked 318,849^th in the world and 4^th in United Straight and Normal Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7.97 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.