The Dominion of Empress Taylor Swift is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Taylor with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 10.226 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Empress Taylor Swiftian economy, worth a remarkable 8,211 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 802,989 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and "The Pride of the Empress Taylor Swiftian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Empress Taylor Swift's national animal is the Shadow Vampire Demon Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Empress Taylor Swift is ranked 331^st in the world and 1^st in Goddess White for Largest Black Market, with 13,931 trillion Standard Monetary Units.