The Democratic States of Empire Of Mint is a mid-sized, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 97 million Mint's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Mint economy, worth 6.07 trillion Sepolias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,534 Sepolias, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, group hugs break out during floor votes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the dartboard at the Mint Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Empire Of Mint's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire Of Mint is ranked 68,643^rd in the world and 1^st in Testing Number 1 for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.