The Crowned Federation of Elianzonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caleb I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.081 billion Elianzonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crown Citadel of Elianzonia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Elianzonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Zons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,037 Zons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, newspapers are celebrating Caleb I saving over a million cats from trees, and a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elianzonia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Creed of Eliannic Humanism.

Elianzonia is ranked 4,801^st in the world and 282^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.43 law-abiding acts per hour.