The Federal Republic of Eemeria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gretchen Parken with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working population of 24.706 billion Eemerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eemerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,121 trillion Endoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 247,753 Endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and parental sob stories ruin bureaucrats' days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eemeria's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eemeria is ranked 8,307^th in the world and 1^st in The Anean Valhaven for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,277.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.