Population | 22.659 billion |
Capital | Nanjing |
Leader | Supreme Leader Wu Jiwei |
Faith | Self-Denialism |
Currency | Hongbi |
Animal | Black Rat |
The Greater People's Republic of Eastasia 1984 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Wu Jiwei with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.659 billion Eastasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanjing. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,248 trillion Hongbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,779 Hongbis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastasia 1984's national animal is the Black Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Self-Denialism.
Eastasia 1984 is ranked 306,329th in the world and 12,977th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring -44 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastasia 1984's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Eastasia 1984 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Eastasia 1984 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Eastasia 1984's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Eastasia 1984's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Eastasia 1984's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eastasia 1984's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eastasia 1984 altered its national flag.
- : Eastasia 1984 altered its national flag.
- : Eastasia 1984 was refounded in Balder.