Population | 18.109 billion |
Capital | Rane |
Leader | Dschuliez III von Bulan |
Faith | Dytarmism |
Currency | Dyt |
Animal | Hawk |
The Ranellian Monarchy of Dytarma is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dschuliez III von Bulan with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.109 billion Dytarmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rane. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dytarmish economy, worth a remarkable 4,534 trillion Dyts a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,390 Dyts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and the government has been criticized for giving away Dytarma's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dytarma's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dytarmism.
Dytarma is ranked 305,616th in the world and 5th in Solid Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, the government has been criticized for giving away Dytarma's territory to anyone who claims it.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Dytarma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Dytarma, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Orectolobidae.