The Regional Nat-Monarchies of Durgaven is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shalka Vianagehn ViVanovicz with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.709 billion Durgavenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niø Åhmmr-Schlløg. The average income tax rate is 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Durgavenian economy, worth 840 trillion Krowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,181 Krowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, Durgaven successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durgaven's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Higher Orthodoxy.

Durgaven is ranked 21,504^th in the world and 1,548^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.49 law-abiding acts per hour.