The United States of Duckota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Terrence Drongo with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.164 billion Duckotans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The all-consuming Duckotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,126 trillion Duckollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 100,334 Duckollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 402,238 per year while the poor average 16,784, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, public urination is on the increase, and Terrence Drongo has just been declared ruler of Duckota in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Duckota's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Duckota is ranked 257,540^th in the world and 134^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 39.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.