The Republic of Dtn is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.48 billion Dtnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dtnian economy, worth 419 trillion shillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,029 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dtn's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dtn is ranked 199,738^th in the world and 6,723^rd in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.