The Federal Republic of Dovenua is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.214 billion Dovenuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint John. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dovenuan economy, worth 479 trillion dove marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,104 dove marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Dovenuans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-dove mark treacle machine, keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Dovenuans, and craps take up a lot of time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dovenua's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dovenua is ranked 7,785^th in the world and 8^th in New Coalition of Nations for Most Developed, scoring 92.26 on the Human Development Index.