The Rising Metal Gear of Doofinshmirtz is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Armstrong with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.636 billion Doofinshmirtzians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doofinshmirtzian economy, worth 675 trillion Revengances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,654 Revengances, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and Steven Armstrong is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Doofinshmirtz's national animal is the Judgemental Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aria Math.

Doofinshmirtz is ranked 33,526^th in the world and 1^st in Leave me alone plz for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.71 law-abiding acts per hour.