The Federated States of Doge Land is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Jeb Bush with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.024 billion Doge Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,304 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,808 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Doge Landian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Land's national animal is the sandshrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godism.

Doge Land is ranked 299,399^th in the world and 2^nd in Flygon for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -288.36 on the Hayek Index.