The Gracie Memorial of Dilber is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dinner with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 25.191 billion uÉá´É¹Çqlá´ps enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᴉɹɐɟɐS qɐɹƆ sqoq ʎllᴉq. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient uɐᴉɹǝqlᴉp economy, worth a remarkable 4,706 trillion ʇɐH ɹǝllǝdoɹԀs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,850 ʇɐH ɹǝllǝdoɹԀs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the official Uɐᴉɹǝqlᴉp Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dilber's national animal is the ɹǝuuᴉp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dilber is ranked 17,887^th in the world and 267^th in the West Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 55.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.