The Industrial Empire of Derelldia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Stevor with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.474 billion Derelldians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trelblaze. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Derelldian economy, worth a remarkable 6,954 trillion Drells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,253 Drells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Derelldia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derelldia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Porridganity.

Derelldia is ranked 159,410^th in the world and 4^th in The Almondrian Collective for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 680.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.